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That is awesome!!!

2012-05-29T11:25:19.659-04:00

That is awesome!!!

That's awesome!!! I want (need?) one!

2012-05-28T21:21:29.515-04:00

That's awesome!!! I want (need?) one!

Don't they reserve a certain number of slots f...

2012-05-28T21:02:59.076-04:00

Don't they reserve a certain number of slots for rivalries?

Running of the Bulls 8K, and the Scream Half. See...

2012-05-28T17:32:14.933-04:00

Running of the Bulls 8K, and the Scream Half.
See ya there? Oh, rats! Both are closed. And ridge to bridge is closed too. Even though it hasn't opened yet.

Nah, you're doing great. I'm happy for you...

2012-05-28T17:00:36.117-04:00

Nah, you're doing great. I'm happy for you... So... happy.

Hey, what's your next race again?

awesome cup! and happy birthday!

2012-05-27T21:27:42.248-04:00

awesome cup! and happy birthday!

Best birthday prezzie ever!

2012-05-27T15:32:49.115-04:00

Best birthday prezzie ever!

awesome! and not ashamed to admit that Michael Ma...

2012-05-27T13:44:40.288-04:00

awesome! and not ashamed to admit that Michael Mahan's pottery was one of the biggest draws to the Uwharrie40 for me.

Very, very sweet!

2012-05-27T09:09:32.593-04:00

Very, very sweet!

Now THAT is cool!!! Love it! You have a new logo...

2012-05-27T08:54:37.017-04:00

Now THAT is cool!!! Love it! You have a new logo!!!

Yes, annoyingly fast, for an old dude! And I'm...

2012-05-25T20:29:44.713-04:00

Yes, annoyingly fast, for an old dude! And I'm with #502. You and Spadie need to put some clothes on. For the children!

Wow, I didn't realize you had so many wins ove...

2012-05-25T20:27:16.466-04:00

Wow, I didn't realize you had so many wins over Dan. He should be pissed.

Re descents, better the misery of the anaerobic than the pain of stomping.

I've always been curious about the race name, ...

2012-05-25T19:54:22.935-04:00

I've always been curious about the race name, too. Why so long and official-like? Even sites like Active.com list it twice as the yadda-yadda and the Second Empire Grand Prix yadda-yadda. It almost sounds like a golf tournament. I mean, if they called it the Umstead Half Marathon, I'm sure I'd have made more of an effort to clear my schedule for it this year.

Anyway, congratulations again on an amazing finish time! I'd love to have that time. And, bummer about the barf on the foot. That's nasty.

How much time did it take? Did you have chondroma...

2012-05-24T15:55:45.071-04:00

How much time did it take?
Did you have chondromalacia patella?
Maybe barefoot is stretches the muscles around the knee which can relieve the pain but not sure. If your pain is over you need to take an mri to make sure.
Regards

Subject#53 would prefer no changes to experiment, ...

2012-05-08T16:29:12.411-04:00

Subject#53 would prefer no changes to experiment, as he loved every minute of it, and is finally figuring out how to exit the maze.
Some cheese at the end would be nice however.

All subjects are incredibly lucky during this tria...

2012-05-08T16:16:54.737-04:00

All subjects are incredibly lucky during this trial because we aligned the magnetic forces within the Wormhole to actually allow anyone to escape into the same space-time continuum in which they began. We had toyed with the idea of setting that section to dispense subjects back to the starting line a week before the trial so they would have to continue running. Goofus suggested that we launch the subjects to the finish line at 2:33 pm the day of the trial to gauge the level of disorientation upon reviewing the disappearance of administrative and clinical support. We encourage your feedback on how to make the trial more effective and the adjustment of time and space are foremost in our planning for the next iteration in January of 2013 at Little River Regional Park. Please submit your kevlar bracelets for scanning and do not attempt to remove the timing chip planted in your brainstem. Thank you for your support!

Subject #53 does not appear able to pat head and r...

2012-05-08T11:04:10.049-04:00

Subject #53 does not appear able to pat head and rub tummy at the same time. Audience wishes more were redacted. Cheers!

Well, now, that just sounds scary to me. Congrat...

2012-05-08T10:50:05.216-04:00

Well, now, that just sounds scary to me.

Congrats on the awesome finish time, Anthony! I hope you're recovering well!

I'm glad you carried your journal so you could...

2012-05-08T07:33:34.863-04:00

I'm glad you carried your journal so you could record your thoughts and feelings during the experiment. Smart move.

I'm surprised they didn't deploy the #D.ROCHE.2000. The DR2000 tricks you into chasing him by acting all friendly and smart at the starting line. But the DR2000 is pure evil. Pure, fast, evil.

Oh, and you look much better redacted. You should do that in all of your race reports. ;-) Great stuff, AC!

Is subject #53 carrying a book? I bet the name of ...

2012-05-08T05:51:21.887-04:00

Is subject #53 carrying a book? I bet the name of the experiment threw him off. What's he reading? Kant? Hume? Nietzsche?

I guess that means you were first placed human. C...

2012-05-07T23:10:02.661-04:00

I guess that means you were first placed human. Congratulations!

So wise, and so poetic. Seriously.

2012-05-07T22:34:47.821-04:00

So wise, and so poetic. Seriously.

You're like fire and ice. Oil and water. A gaz...

2012-05-06T18:08:33.232-04:00

You're like fire and ice. Oil and water. A gazelle and and a seriously injured gazelle. And now you have a DFL.

DFL in the 2011 Philosopher's Way race report race!!

Awwww! Cute dogs!

2012-05-05T08:04:56.068-04:00

Awwww! Cute dogs!

I've had a very similar problem (with my foot,...

2012-05-04T17:09:51.182-04:00

I've had a very similar problem (with my foot, not with being fast like you). It was entirely due to tying my shoes too tightly. When this happened to me, it was slightly swollen and the painful area turned red.