Monday, July 26, 2010

Gear review: Tigram Fuel Belt

Blogging Marathon: Day 24


Fresh out of the Tigram engineering labs, the latest in high-tech running gear:
Introducing the Tigram Fuel Belt

The Tigram Fuel Belt just reeks of quality construction

Comes with a mismatched set of bottles to store a variety of fluids
Innovative camera sleeve is guaranteed to hold your camera secure up to 80% of the time.


Look at that computer guided laser precision stitching!

Custom sized. Reinforced with industrial grade cool mint dental floss 

For a snug fit, comes with Bonus Velcro extension. Fastened with nearly rust free bobby pins.


When you land face first on the trail, your bottles will be secure, locked down with genuine hair bands

Warnings:
  • Tigram does not imply any waranty or guarantee the Fuel Belt will actually hold bottles
  • Keep out of reach of children
  • When using camera sleeve, check every 2-3 minutes to make sure camera is still there and hasn't fallen out
  • Do not machine wash Tigram Fuel Belt
  • In fact, don't even hand wash it. It will probably fall apart
  • Tigram is not responsible for any damage to reputation or self image incurred from wearing fuel belt

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